Boy, how to put this? Err... Things just haven't been working with us the last few months, have they? And it's not you, it's me - but I really feel like we need some time apart... In fact, you know what? It IS you. I just don't seem to get any communication from you - I mean, you're a phone! Isn't that meant to be your job? It's all about you, isn't it? Every time I look at you, there's a problem. Something you need, and I have to fix it. Well I've had enough of it all. I'd say it was good while it lasted, but that's not really true is it? Have fun being a door handle or whatever.